Keith’s Words

Asia 1st no frills hotel is in Malaysia. Yes the Tune Hotel or is widely known as the AirAsia Hotel. How can one not call it the AirAsia hotel, they look exactly a like.  Even the cap that Mr.T has the same fonts.

Well the no frills concept is great for a airline company one has to admit but for a hotel? Well in my opinion it doesn’t really click. Well it is a good idea, why not right. One can get a room for as low as Rm9.99 a night. But I think Mr.T has gone way to far on his no frill thingy.

When my mom told me that there were a no frills hotel. My bro and I asked the same thing.

“Got bed arr?”

I have checked the website and yes they do provide you a bed but you have to pay for the extras.

Well it is cheap no doubt about it, it is even cheaper then some sleazy brothel in Petaling Street. If I were a pimp I would sure start my business on the streets beside Tune Hotel. Why not right? It’s only Rm9.99 a night. I charge those sex addicts RM100 a night I will be earning Rm90 from a single prostitute, I can even throw in a towel for my customers and pay my workers and still earn money.

And for people trying to catch your partner cheating look no further then Tune Hotel. If I were to cheat I would bring my secretary here during lunch make it a quickie like 8tv pay my 9.99 and order McD for lunch. Why McD cause they deliver.

I think I should go into the no frills business as well. But my concept will be different from Mr.T I will buy a building do up the rooms and leave it empty. Yup I will charge you 1.99 a night. You want a bed that would be an extra 9.99, oh electricity will also be charged. When you check in I will provide you a candle,  a mat and those satay fans.

See how business savvy I am.

Till the next post.

I can’t access my favorite porn site anymore. Damn man to many people using the password. Now I’m damn bored.

Well haven’t been going out for supper at AC for awhile. Just did just now with Jo and Wei. And guess what the waiter still remembers me. How can the forget such a handsome face anyway. Oh when I got home the guard who takes care of my area said to me.

“Banyak awal balik. Kalau keluar mesti balik lewat dan selalu keluar ini jam bukan balik.”

I just laughed.  Anyway I came back at 11.30. Kind of early for me anyway.

Yes my phone is still barred that is why I can’t reply or make any plans.  So friends I can’t make any plans I wished I could. So call me out ya I will be waiting.

Till the next post.

The title has nothing to do with this post at all. Into Oblivion is currently my favorite song by Funeral For My Friend. No it’s not some hard rock Slipknot type of song. It’s more to Dashboard Confessional, Snow Patrol type of genre.

Well updates have been lacking due to the laziness and the lack of things to write.

Now I’m waiting for Heroes Finale to be in my computer. Yes season 1 is over in the US of A.

I want to go drinking clubbing.

Till the next post

I once took part in a debate of words among friends. Buying pirated goods is actually good.

So being a true Malaysian I buy a lot of pirated goods and I never ever felt any single drop of guilt in my body. You see I only buy pirate imported goods. You see right why must I help the rich get richer why must I pay for Brad Pitts Ferrari or any of those rich people toys.

I might as well help the poor DVD seller and the money will help the increase the GDP of our country. For those non economist people GDP isn’t Goods Dominated by Pirates. It’s actually stands for Gross Domestic Product. It’s used to calculate the size of one countries economy.

Anyway the more money you spend in e country it will help the country’s GDP.

So instead of us buying original goods and helping celebrities eat good food and throw it up later. Why don’t we help our own Malaysians. Good idea right? Of cause my horse.

But when it comes to local bands or singers and all please lah buy the original CD. Wanted to watch a local movie go lah wait for astro to show it on RIA. So far I haven’t seen a local movie that is worth my $9. All flops so far so I always wait for astro to show them on TV for free.

So let’s all help that Ah Beng at the corner selling DVDs and CDs.

Till the next post.